A Wildcat in YuppieLand

2003-10-15T23:04:00.000-05:00

G-d loves me.

CUBS LOSE!

I had to really sneak out of my friend's place after the 3B's -- Breasts (of Chicken), Bachelor, and Baseball. I was not welcome. I expect death threats tomorrow at work too. I would say that they might mess up my office in retaliation, but I don't think I'd notice. Maybe they'll clean my office and really confuse me.

I'm glad I'm not Steve Bartman. But if you ever find this, buddy....I'll buy you a drink. Email me.

2003-10-14T22:02:00.000-05:00

CUBS LOSE! CUBS LOSE!
Holy Cow, Cubbies lose!

2003-10-14T21:54:00.000-05:00

LET'S GO FISHIES! *clap clap clapclapclap*

Yes, I am the only Marlins fan in Chicago (not counting those related to me). Actually, I am not a Marlins fan quite as much as a "Whoever's playing the Cubs" fan. Which means, yes, it's true, I am a born, bred, and proud White Sox fan. If I suddenly stop posting to this blog (not like anyone is reading it yet), you know I have been lynched.

Anyway, rather than watch the game, I indulged in a little Joe Schmo Show.

"You are fighting in a war and you have been captured by the enemy. You have been tortured, abused, physically and sexually. Do you tell the enemy about your men's position? And what has been your favorite game so far?" This show cracks me up.

Marlins are winning Game 6. Hmmmm, a demoralized, humiliated Cubs team. My day tomorrow is gonna be GREAT!

2003-10-13T22:58:00.000-05:00

By the way, the song I have had in my head all day long has been that new one by Barenaked Ladies. I don't know the name of it, but it's about postcards with chimpanzees. It's really quite vapid. Much like most of Barenaked Ladies, but I love em anyway. But I am utterly amused at one line in the song, where the singer talks about all the postcards of chimpanzees he's gotten. One is "a fishing chimp". But the first time I heard it, I thought he said "fish and chimps". Which is much funnier to me.

It's also past my bedtime.

2003-10-13T22:47:00.000-05:00

OK, new color scheme, much happier, we got some links.

I can actually start blogging now.

Now, of course, meaning tomorrow.

2003-10-12T22:13:00.000-05:00

This is a test of my blog. First post. Don't get too excited. Colors will change, links will appear, cool stuff like that.

Till then, enrich your mind. Read Television Without Pity.